You know what they say gentlemen, if your lady is acting crazy, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her until she's happy. If you're gonna throw something at this girl, just make it a cellphone (it's a running joke that never gets old). You're going to need a shitload of chocolate btw.
You'll want to buy a puppy too. It doesn't matter if you say it's yours or hers, she'll probably steal it anyway.
And most important - Do not leave your clothing on the floor, if she has unsupervised access to your room.
Brand Name: Aouke
Model Number: P139
Obscene Picture: No
Certification: CE / EU,CIQ
Sexually Suggestive: No
Cake Tools Type: Moulds